Editing Rab (section)

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In battle:
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*Rab suddenly starts thinking about bunny girls and lets out a lecherous chuckle…

*Rab suddenly remembers making what he thought was a great pun, only to be greeted with groans…

*Rab suddenly becomes paranoid that the enemy is laughing at him for being old…

*Rab reflects on some of his life’s low moments…

*Rab closes his mouth just in time to stop a burp escaping!

*Rab recalls all the girls who spurned his advances in his youth…

*Rab starts humming a terrible tune, and notices the enemy staring at him…

*Rab suddenly remembers a particularly mean prank he and his brothers played long ago…

*Rab realises his usually meticulously combed moustache has gone all bristly…

*Rab recalls dyeing his hair blonde to impress his future wife…

*Rab notices the corner of an Ogler’s Digest poking out of his breast pocket…

*Rab recalls a dark, dark episode from his past…

*Rab accidentally shouts out ‘puff-puff’ when trying to cast a spell!

*Rab recalls the time he put his back out trying to do a cool move…

*Rab tries to give the enemy a puff-puff…but fails miserably!

*Rab comes up with a great idea…that he promptly forgets thanks to old age.

*Rab takes another look at the outfit he’s wearing…

*Out of nowhere, Rab’s face suddenly turns bright red!

*Rab thinks over some of the ‘cool’ spell names he came up with as a kid…

*Rab feels the enemy staring into his very soul…

*Rab comes over all ticklish and starts giggling…

*Rab thinks about a soppy poem he wrote when he was younger…

*Rab notices that he’s got some food stuck in his teeth!

*Rab’s eyes meet the enemy’s, and he’s suddenly strangely flustered…

*Rab realises that his flies are undone!

*Rab remembers the time his mum got mad when he wet the bed…

*Rab suddenly becomes convinced he might have wet himself…

*Suddenly, all Rab can think of is puff-puffs!

*Rab catches himself thinking he might be kind of handsome…

*The elastic in Rab’s pants suddenly snaps with a twang!

*Rab suddenly remembers the time when he slipped up on some horse poo…

*A particularly racy Ogler’s Digest cover suddenly pops into Rab’s head, and he giggles sheepishly…
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When speaking to townsfolk:
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*Rab opens his mouth to try and speak to the person in front of him…

*But he can’t forget the look Jade gave him the time he said he wanted to be a bunny girl.

*But he suddenly remembers a time when his stomach growled really loudly while he was addressing the people of Dundrasil.

*But he suddenly catches himself singing a little song under his breath to stop him from losing his nerve.

*But he suddenly remembers being convinced he’d grow less shy with age…and realises it wasn’t true!

*But they catch him grinning idiotically to himself after coming up with the pun to end all puns.

*But he suddenly notices that one of his moustache hairs is sticking out at a weird angle.

*But he’s suddenly convinced they’re a highly respected thinker and bon viveur he’s read about, and gets all shy.

*But he suddenly remembers that the reason his favourite waistcoat has no buttons is because they all popped off due to his burgeoning belly.

*But he’s suddenly struck by how absent-minded he’s been getting lately, and immediately forgets what he was going to say.

*But he suddenly remembers getting down on one knee in front of everyone to propose to his late wife.

*But he’s suddenly paranoid that they might have noticed him beaming admiringly at his big, round belly a moment ago.

*But he suddenly remembers the time he tried to strike up a conversation with a bunny girl, only to be completely ignored.

*But he suddenly remembers he’s been wearing the same pants for days.

*But he suddenly remembers the time he tried desperately to seek out a way of transforming himself into a bunny girl.

*But he suddenly remembers how, as a child, he thought the Five O’clock Shadow was some kind of superhero who appeared at five every day.

*But he suddenly remembers self-importantly giving his friends some advice that turned out to be completely wrong.
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