Editing Dragon Quest IV Transcript (section)

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Borya: So Tsarevna is making journey to Parthenia... My fingers are crossed for her to not encounter perilous incidents on her route.

Meena: Arey, we should not be approaching sick man, or we too may be infected!

Torneko: I hope the poor fella pulls through. Reminds me o' the time our Tipper caught the measles. 'Twas an awful bother, so it was...

Borya: I am too much disappointing in my compatriot. His feeble frame is not up to task of rugged adventure.

Borya: He is cause of consternation to Tsarevna, in addition to unknown travellers. He is bringing incalculable shame on motherland.

Meena: Arey, I am sensing something... Yes... Those men are important for us somehow...

Meena: This is only what my instincts are telling me. You are free to do as you wish, of course.

Maya: I am feeling a little bad for the old man, but he is a complete stranger. We are busy people, no?

Torneko: Y'know, I can't help feelin' we should be helpin' that ole fella out, y'know...

Meena: Ah, I am imagining the nice, big inn... The beds would be so fluffy-fluffy... The sheets so silky-soft...

Maya: Mintos is a well-known town, but it is really feeling so so dead at night!

Torneko: I wonder if I bought a good luck charm here in Mintos, it might help me business back home to boom...

Borya: Must we to wander streets at night? I feel we are treading slippery path to delinquency.

Maya: Yuck! That awful-awful man is sneezing over my pretty clothes! I will never get this out!

Tom Foolery: What did the one nose say to the other nose? ...Who nose? Snot important!

Meena: What a lazy-lazy man...

Maya: Accha, this man is being so so useless! He should at the very least be looking her straight into the eyes! Hmph! Men!

Borya: Aya! In younger days, I too am freely distributing sweet talk to visibly impressed womenfolk of Zamoksva. I am not always old, you know!

Meena: Romance is so so difficult. Sometimes I am wondering if fortune tellers intimidate men... We are always able to see when relationships are having no future...

Maya: Oh, to be able to say that I am rich enough, and have no time to be bothering with treasure... (sigh)

Torneko: Ah, but it's not just about the money, ye know. There's nuttin' like a spot o' treasure-huntin' to get the old heart racin', so there isn't!

Maya: Arey, Hank is still learning about business late at night! I could never be so so serious!

Torneko: With that sort o' passion, I expect big things o' yer man, Hank Hoffman Junior.

Meena: Ah yes, I am remembering. Feverfew is the name of the plant that is curing all diseases, no?

Borya: I am wondering how far Tsarevna has journeyed... My fingers are crossed that she remains in one piece.

Meena: "Ragnar"...? This name... I am sensing something... But what can it be...?

Maya: So this Ragnar is a tough guy? I do not mind. I like meaty men...as long as they are having nice smiles!

Borya: If Tsarevna is hearing of tough man, she is doubtless challenging him to immediate hand-to-hand combat!

Meena: It is so so nice to hear our friend Hank being praised so highly.

Maya: It is sounding as if Hank has his heart set on running the inn himself, no?

Maya: A smile is important for a dancer too. But for me, it is never a problem - I love to dance so so much that my smile is always natural.

Torneko: Ye know, me ole boss wouldn't have cracked a smile if ye'd paid him, so he wouldn't.

Torneko: That's why I dealt with the customers while he lurked in the basement. I've a winnin' smile, even if I do say so meself!

Borya: I am disliking people smiling toward me when I am within shop. Serious businessmen should frown gravely at all opportunities.

Meena: It is so so peaceful here. My heart is feeling truly at rest...

Maya: Arey, what kind of boring-boring place is this? Let us be going, please!

Torneko: A fair few folks travellin' between towns must pass this way, like. I may have to think about openin' a branch o' me shop here one day, so I might...

Alena: Hmph. Dimensions of this place are not being suited to vigorous exercise regime.

Borya: Teleportals are bothersome devices. Repeated uses are causing my stomach to protest loudly.

Hank Hoffman Jr.: I sure wish some enterprisin' varmint'd open up an inn around these parts. Aww, shucks... All this inn talk's got me wonderin' how my old paw's gittin' along...

Orifiela: Is there no end to the marvellous new experiences awaiting me in this world? I cannot wait to see what we find next...

Torneko: If I could get meself a good supplier o' feverfew plants in Parthenia, I could make meself a rake o' gold, so I could...

Torneko: Wait, it's nuttin' like that! I'm not goin' to go off an' leave ye in the lurch, like! It's just an idea for after our adventure's all boxed off is all!

Tom Foolery: I've a good one for ye, so I do!

Tom Foolery: What d'ye call a fruit that always comes in twos?

Tom Foolery: ...A pear!

Meena: Arey! The sun is shining, the sea is sparkling... This is being such a peaceful-peaceful place!

Maya: When we are first coming here, I am thinking it is idyllic farming village perfect for retiring to.

Maya: But now I see there is nothing here but muddy-muddy fields and stinky-smelly animals. It is so so boring!

Maya: If this place replaces its cows with bright and colourful signs, and its fields with casinos and bars, maybe I am staying.

Torneko: Ah, get a lungful o' that fresh country air, will ye? Sure, it's grand altogether!

Borya: I usually have no purpose to visit muddy agricultural settlement such as this.

Borya: But we must to find Tsarevna. Where can she be?

Kiryl: I am accustomed to sophistication of royal court of Zamoksva, not backward rural pigsty.

Maya: Waah! The animals here are so plump and juicy-looking! I cannot wait for dinner tonight!

Torneko: ...Hold on a second, will ye? Why were ye lookin' at me while ye said that?

Torneko: Are ye sayin' me belly's plump an' juicy-lookin' too? Sure, ye talk an awful lot o' blather, so ye do.

Meena: I am not seeing this feverfew plant growing anywhere...

Meena: I wonder just what has happened to this place...

Torneko: Tis risky to be puttin' all yer eggs in the one basket an' relyin' on just the one product, so it is.

Borya: Tsarevna is having very small patience. If feverfew is not here, I am convincing she no longer remains.

Borya: Let us be speaking at simple peasant folk and find out more.

Maya: Arey, this princess is being followed by three men!? This is so so unfair!

Maya: Pah. If I am princess, I am having many many suitors following me. Much more than three...

Borya: Tsarevna is associating with men of unknown social status!? She brings shame upon motherland of Zamoksva!

Borya: We must to find her and reprimand her without delaying!

Maya: Maybe we should be speaking to this boy again in about ten years...

Torneko: Ah, me lad Tipper's about the same age as this young fella, so he is.

Meena: Arey, this is the Imperial Palace? It is being more like the Imperial Shack...

Borya: When I hear of Imperial Palace, I am minded of spires and multiple floors of Tsar's dwelling in Zamoksva.

Borya: Nyet, I am not intending to be boastful. I merely recall the motherland...

Maya: Perhaps there are treasures hidden in this Imperial Pantry in addition to feverfew seeds...

Maya: Pah! What am I saying? Their king works in the fields, for goodness' sake! What treasures can such lowly people possess?

Torneko: A man has to work to eat, so he does.

Torneko: Sure, one look at this big belly on me and ye'll see how hard I've worked!

Borya: Oh-yo-yoy! No doubt Tsarevna is overjoyful at learning of presence of monsters.

Borya: Now we are knowing destination. We must to search for feverfew seeds and Tsarevna in Imperial Pantry.

Meena: This kingdom is relying solely on feverfew plants. This is why they are now struggling.

Borya: So feverfew plant is dubbed miracle cure? Hmph. It is taking miracle merely to locate it!

Maya: I understand the way this man's daughter thinks. I too would want to leave this one-horse town and head to the bright lights of Mintos.

Maya: Palaces come in all shapes and sizes, it seems...

Borya: This kingdom may be lacking in gold, but it has more profound wealth - ruler and people are truly united.

Borya: I foresee that one day Parthenia is glorious empire once more.

Meena: The King is being very much loved by all of his people.

Meena: This shows us that you are always getting more respect by working than by messing around and being silly.

Maya: ...Are you saying something, sis? I am sorry, but I was not listening...

Meena: I am always so much happier at night.  Dark places are so so fun!

Maya: It feels as if we are being all alone here. I see no lights anywhere...

Maya: Just imagine how beautiful and glamorous  I am looking to the poor people of this  muddy-muddy village...

Maya: Ah, the countryside is not being so bad!

Torneko: I wonder if there'd be any point cartin' the latest yokes from Endor down here an' tryin' to sell 'em...

Borya: Why proprietors of shops insist to always regurgitate identical message? Are they  incapable to say anything else?

Maya: I would never marry a man whose only possession is his roof. Not unless he is being very very handsome...

Torneko: Ah, that takes me back, so it does. I used to be grateful just to have the roof over me head an' the clothes on me back!

Borya: If Imperial Pantry is populated with monsters, Tsarevna will doubtless engage in rigorous combat.

Borya: I am concerning for her safety. We must to go there and offer to her our assistance.

Maya: This lady is having the right idea. Can we be turning in for the night, please?

Meena: This is first time I am seeing cave made of ice. It is so so beautiful...

Meena: This wall of ice... Could I be using it to tell fortunes instead of crystal ball?

Maya: Accha, th-th-this place is f-f-freezing!  Why are we here again? Let us be g-g-going...

Maya: Arey, it is s-s-so cold. I am no longer feeling my toes or f-f-fingers...

Maya: Let us be returning to the comfy-cosy inn. I am needing a hot bath right away!

Maya: It is cold... The silly-billy floor is being all slippy... I am hating this place, you know.

Borya: So ice is being utilised for construction of maze... This is fiendishly clever, and... And... Ahhh-CHOO!

Borya: I am concerning as to effect of frigid temperature  on my decrepit joints.

Hank Hoffman Jr.: So you got a spot o' spelunkin' planned, huh? Um... Don't take this the wrong way, but I'd kinda rather be heading to Mintos, if it's all the same to y'all...

Maya: That rough, tough girl is supposed to be a princess? She is not looking like one to me...

Borya: Tsarevna is believing physical force is answer to every problem. Can she not be more womanlike?

Meena: Arey, this girl opening door only with feet is royalty!?

Meena: I am somehow imagining princesses to be having feet that are more...dainty.

Maya: So this princess is throwing down the gauntlets? Well, I am hating to lose! Come on!

Meena: It seems Borya is sensing the same thing as me about the princess's companions.

Meena: They are seeming carefree and only going where life takes them. They are not steadfast allies.

Borya: I am most relieving Tsarevna remains in one piece. But these men are not suitable companions.

Borya: We must to locate feverfew seed without delay and rid Tsarevna of present dubious allies.

Maya: I am only remembering handsome men. I am not recalling meeting this boring-boring knight.

Borya: Impudent swines! How dare such men associate with Tsarevna? If she is meeting untoward event, they will answer to me!

Meena: The companions of the princess... Could they also be among the Chosen?

Meena: No... They are too weak and pathetic-looking. I am talking a nonsense.

Maya: Arey, this Alena is sounding like a truly tough lady. Is she really needing these wimpy and weedy men?

Borya: Oh-yo-yoy! Behaviour of Tsarevna remains resolutely unchanged, irrespective of companions!

Maya: Maybe we can be having a group hug to keep warm?

Maya: ...No? Hmph! Then I will have to be waiting for handsome man to hug instead!

Borya: I sense we...a-a-ah-CHOO! I sense we are at lowest level...a-a-ah- CHOO! At lowest level of cave... Ah-CHOO!

Borya: My beard is developing substantial array of icicles...

Maya: Waah! We did it! Now quickly, let us return to the inn! I need a hot-hot bath, and quickly!

Borya: So we have reached satisfactory outcome, and Tsarevna did not overstretch herself.

Borya: Now top priority is to cure hapless compatriot Kiryl. We must to go without delay!

Meena: I am thinking of using ice crystals for fortune-telling...

Meena: No... Customers will not be happy when they are melting. I will stick with crystal balls.

Maya: Accha, it is f-f-freezing! If we have no more reason to be staying, we should go right now!

Torneko: I can picture it now... A guided tour of mysterious underground caverns of crystal and ice...

Torneko: Aye, me Tessie'd love that, so she would!

Alena: When I come first to this cave, I have exhilarating adventure without unwanted guidance from certain bearded tutor...

Alena: I must to return here alonesome one day.

Kiryl: Due to my unfortunate illness, Tsarevna is obligated to come to dark, cold location on my behalf.

Kiryl: I am so much ashamed. I only hope she can be forgiving me at some future point.

Borya: Tsarevna is believing she could locate feverfew seeds without her trusty tutor.

Borya: But experience in cave is doubtless teaching her of my indispensability. She still has much to learn! Ho ho ho!

Ragnar: A real warrior shouldnae be frettin' aboot whether it's hot or cold, he should just be gettin' on wi' the job in hand.

Ragnar: B-B-But I don't half wish I'd packed ma wooly mittens...

Tom Foolery: Ah, sure it's freezin' in here, an' that's snow joke! ...D'ye get it?

Orifiela: I am afraid that I am unaccustomed to these severe conditions... I fear I shall expire...

Orifiela: Yes... I can see it... I can see the light in front of me... My friends await me in the castle in the sky...

Meena: Now that the evil flame in the Pharos Beacon is extinguished, I am wondering how the people of Porthtrunnel are faring...

Meena: I sense we should be heading back there. After all, we are requiring a boat, no?

Maya: Let us be heading back to Porthtrunnel and meeting up with Torneko Taloon.

Maya: If he is really as rich as they say, maybe he is giving us a reward!

Hank Hoffman Jr.: Now things are all hunky-dory back there at the lighthouse, ships can be moseyin' on out from Porthtrunnel once again.

Hank Hoffman Jr.: What say we set sail and see what we can see? Look out world, Hank Hoffman Junior's on his way!

Meena: So our companion Hank is finding his own path in life. I am praying for his future success.

Maya: Arey, our party is so so dull without any young and handsome men!

Torneko: Sure, one day I'll beat yer man Conrad Ilton at his own game, so I will. I've set me sights on bein' the best merchant around!

Borya: We must to locate feverfew seed without delay. I am reliable upon you all.

Borya: My hapless compatriot Kiryl is causing immeasurable troubles to everyone. Following his recovery, I plan to remind him of shortcomings without cease.

Borya: We are travelling companions of Alena, Tsarevna of Zamoksva.

Borya: You ask purpose of our journey? It is lengthy tale to relate. I inform you at subsequent opportunity.

Tom Foolery: Sure, it's grand to be travellin' around the place, lookin' for new material to steal...I mean, lookin' for comedic inspiration.
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