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====[[Shypox]] dialogue==== In battle: {{spoiler|start}} *Erik realises his normally super spiky hair has gone a bit limp… *Erik recalls that time he failed to woo a bunny girl at the bar… *Erik remembers the time he got his hands on a ‘precious jewel’ only to realise it was made of glass… *Erik notices that his socks are on inside out… *Erik remembers the dance lessons he took in secret to try and be more popular with the ladies… *Erik suddenly remembers the time he got lost in a cave and had to wait for Derk to find him… *Erik is suddenly struck by the feeling he’s being stared at. Does someone fancy him…? *Erik is suddenly struck by the distinct feeling that he’s no match for this particular enemy… *Erik remembers the time someone told him his victory pose was lame… *Erik remembers his old nickname: ‘the Half-Inching Hedgehog’… *Erik recalls an emotional picture book he once read and tears up a bit… *Erik recalls yelping when he went to wash his face and the water was freezing cold… *Erik realises that he’s a fussier eater than the Luminary despite being older than him… *Erik suddenly can’t shake the feeling he’s got a bit of spinach stuck in his teeth… *Erik suddenly feels shy for no reason whatsoever… *Some dust finds its way into Erik’s eye and he’s suddenly worried it looks like he’s crying… *Erik takes another look at the outfit he’s wearing… *Out of nowhere, Erik’s face suddenly turns bright red! *Erik thinks over some of the ‘cool’ spell names he came up with as a kid… *Erik feels the enemy staring into his very soul… *Erik comes over all ticklish and starts giggling… *Erik thinks about a soppy poem he wrote when he was younger… *Erik notices that he’s got some food stuck in his teeth! *Erik’s eyes meet the enemy’s, and he’s suddenly strangely flustered… *Erik remembers the time his mum got mad when he wet the bed… *Erik suddenly becomes convinced he might have wet himself… *Erik catches himself thinking he might be kind of handsome… *Erik realises his normally super spiky hair has gone a bit limp… *Erik realises he hasn’t washed his clothes for days… *Erik suddenly worries that he sticks out like a sore thumb… *Erik takes one look at the enemy and starts quaking in his boots… *Erik starts thinking about his next meal, and accidentally dribbles down his front… *Erik wonders what the enemy thinks of his outfit… *Erik’s heart starts going pitter-patter, and his face turns beetroot red… *Erik wonders if the enemy might leave him alone if he played dead for a bit… *Erik takes another look at the outfit he’s wearing… *Out of nowhere, Erik’s face suddenly turns bright red! *Erik remembers the cheesy spell name he came up with the other day… *Erik feels the enemy staring into his very soul… *Erik comes over all ticklish and starts giggling… *Erik tries to remember everyone’s names, but then forgets his own… *Erik realises that his flies are undone! *Erik feels something crawling along his skin and cowers in fear, only to realize it was a stray hair… *Erik suddenly becomes convinced he might have wet himself… *Suddenly, all Erik can think of is puff-puffs! *Erik catches himself thinking he might be kind of handsome… *The elastic in Erik’s pants suddenly snaps with a twang! *Erik suddenly remembers the time when he slipped up on some horse poo… *A particularly racy Ogler’s Digest cover suddenly pops into Erik’s head, and he giggles sheepishly… {{spoiler|end}} When speaking to townsfolk: {{spoiler|start}} *Erik opens his mouth to try and speak to the person in front of him… *But he suddenly remembers how, back when he was a thief, he named his dagger Björn, and enjoyed talking to it from time to time *But he suddenly remembers how he used to dream of becoming a gentleman thief, and practised writing elaborate ransom notes every day. *But he’s struck by a bout of stomach cramps due to drinking far too much milk in an attempt to grow slightly taller. *But he suddenly swears he hears them say he’s ‘dreamy’. *But he suddenly catches a whiff coming from his armpits. *But he’s suddenly struck by a fear that his hairstyle looks like a bad case of bedhead. *But he gets distracted by a piece of rubbish that looks like a gold coin, and loses his train of thought. *But he gets distracted by a piece of rubbish that looks like a gold coin, and loses his train of thought. *But he suddenly remembers talking to Derk so intently about stealing something that he failed to realise he’d stepped in a pile of horse manure. {{spoiler|end}}
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