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==Torneko's appraisals==
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Torneko takes (Item) and examines (them/it) closely.

[[Cypress stick]]

Torneko: Ah, 'tis a weapon, so it is, but nuttin' more than a stick, if I'm honest.

Torneko: I s'pose it might give ye some peace o' mind if ye're desperate, but that's about all it's good fer.

[[Oaken club]]

Torneko: 'Twas a proper crafty craftsman that made this primitive weapon. He's made fine use o' the knot o' the wood, so he has.

Torneko: 'Tis better than a kick in the teeth while ye can't afford nuttin' better, like.

[[Copper sword]]

Torneko: There's not a traveller in the land that doesn't know what one o' these is. 'Tis a sword made o' copper.

Torneko: But only bein' made o' copper, ye can't go expectin' miracles, like.

[[Iron claw]]

Torneko: Hm... 'Tis a weapon fer yer more darin' fighters. The kind that don't use swords.

Torneko: Armed with sometin' like this, one o' those fellas'd be as powerful as a normal soldier, like.

[[Chain sickle]]

Torneko: Well, this is no ordinary, run o' the mill weapon.

Torneko: The sickle on the end o' the chain would do a rake o' damage, so it would.

[[Iron lance]]

Torneko: 'Tis a spear made of iron. Like the ones you see castle guardsmen with, y'know.

[[Steel broadsword]]

Torneko: There's a smith somewhere that's put his heart an' soul into the makin' o' this fine blade.

Torneko: Any feen wieldin' one o' these will look like a quare old pro, to be sure.

[[Battle-axe]]

Torneko: Now let me be takin' a look at this. Hmm... 'Tis an axe fer the usin' of in battle.

Torneko: Sure, 'tis grand fer attackin', but it's a right pig to handle. Not one fer everyone, this.

[[Silver tarot cards]]

Torneko: Well this is a fine example of a mystery, if ever I saw one.

Torneko: 'Tis basically a deck o' cards that ye'd usually use fer fortune-tellin'.

Torneko: But that's not the all of it. 'Tis a fine weapon too, so it is.

Torneko: But it's only Meena that can equip herself with it. Ya know, bein' a fortune-teller, an' all.

Torneko: An' I can't tell ya much more than that, I'm afraid. 'Tis worth hangin' on to, though.

Torneko: I absolutely wouldn't be sellin' it if I were you.

[[Divine dagger]]

Torneko: 'Tisn't like yer bigger blades, this. Ye use it up close an' personal, like.

Torneko: An' it's sharp, too. It'll do more damage than ye might think, so it will.

[[Holy lance]]

Torneko: Hm... 'Tis a special kind o' silver that's been used to make this spear, so it is.

Torneko: 'Tis a good bit lighter to bear than a sword or the like, so even weaker feens'll be right with it.

[[Hunter's bow]]

Torneko: Ye'll hit the mark with this bow, even from a quare way off.

Torneko: That's me best bit o' sales blarney, by the way. Never fails.

[[Astraea's abacus]]

Torneko: Now here's a mighty weapon for ya! 'Tis what we traders call an Astraea's abacus.

Torneko: It helps ya get yer figures straight in battle. So there's no confusion, like.

Torneko: I don't need to tell ya that this one's fer me now, do I?

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Iron fan]]

Torneko: Aye, 'tis a fan, just as I thought. But it's made of iron, so it is.

Torneko: Now, ye're probably thinkin' that fans are fer makin' a draught, like. An' mostly ye'd be right there.

Torneko: But this one's designed as a weapon. It'll turn up the heat in battle, not the other way 'round.

[[Liquid metal sword]]

Torneko: Janey Mac, if this isn't a liquid metal sword! 'Tis every adventurer's dream to find one o' these.

Torneko: 'Tis the finest sword there is.<br>
Even a sap should do just grand with one o' these.

Torneko: No one knows what goes into the makin' of 'em. It's all proper hush-hush, like.

Torneko: But some folk say the basic ingredient's liquid metal itself...

Torneko: (Character) can be equipped with it.

Torneko: And I can use it an' all. 'Tis not a weapon ye'll be wantin' to part with.

[[Poison needle]]

Torneko: Hm... 'Tis a weapon made of iron, and the tip's nicely laced with poison, so it is.

Torneko: Whoever ye're fightin' will think ye're unarmed, an' then ye can stab 'em when they're least expectin' it.

Torneko: If ye can hit them in just the right spot, ye'll down most any monster ye find in a single blow.

[[Somatic staff]]

Torneko: Ah, there's a fair bit ye could say about this staff, so there is.

Torneko: It turns magic power into physical power, see.

Torneko: 'Tis a grand tool if yer magic's been sealed by a monster or suchlike.

[[Lightning staff]]

Torneko: A lightning staff! Everyone's heard about these now, haven't they?

Torneko: Ye can use 'em as items in battle, rather than equippin' yerself with 'em. That's when they're most handy.

[[Hela hammer]]

Torneko: Jaykers, that's got some weight to it!

Torneko: 'Tis finely made, to be sure, and a grand weapon, I'll grant ya.

Torneko: But it'd be murder to use. Only the greatest o' warriors'd get any accuracy out of it at all at all.

[[Double-edged sword]]

Torneko: Now there's a corker of a blade for ye! I can hardly tear me eyes away from it.

Torneko: But it has as much bite with it as it does beauty, so be careful with it now.

[[Dragonsbane]]

Torneko: Aye, this is a prize sword if ever I saw one.

Torneko: It'll make short work of any foe, but it's especially hungry against dragons.

Torneko: That's why folk be callin' it a dragonsbane, ye see. 'Tis a bane in the backside fer any dragon, so it is.

[[Falcon knife earrings]]

Torneko: If I wasn't lookin' right, I'd say these were just a bit o' glitter fer the ladies. But they're a kind o' weapon, so they are.

Torneko: Take one earrin' in each hand, and ye can have a stab at yer man there twice every round.

Torneko: But they're still earrings. No fellas can use them, only the ladies.

Torneko: (Character) can be equipped with it.

Torneko: What? Meself now? Do I look like the kind o' feen who wears earrings now, do I?

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Staff of divine wrath]]

Torneko: Now here's a sound stick.

Torneko: I'm told it has some intriguing effects when ye use it like an item in battle.

[[Dream blade]]

Torneko: Hm... Aye... This is...em... Aaah...

Torneko: Ah-phew... Ah-phew...<br>
...Huh!? Was I away with the fairies, was I?

Torneko: Well I wonder what brought that on, then? So anyway... This sword. Aye, 'tis very nice.

[[Poison moth knife]]

Torneko: The blade here's doused in poison, like.

Torneko: If ye can strike yer opponent with it, it'll keep 'em from movin' fer a while, I would think.

[[Fire claw]]

Torneko: This is no ordinary claw, to be sure.

Torneko: It responds to the spirit of its wearer, and can do a rake o' damage, so it can.

[[Icicle dirk]]

Torneko: Would ya look at that? Is there anytin' quite as beautiful as that clear blade there?

Torneko: It makes fer a fierce attack, so it does. An' it packs a fair punch when ye use it as an item, too.

[[Miracle sword]]

Torneko: I've heard folk talkin' about this here miracle sword.

Torneko: There's a quare few famous blades in the world, but ya don't clap eyes on the likes o' this very often.

Torneko: It only heals yerself as ye do damage to yer opponent, so it does. What a handy weapon!

Torneko: (Character)can be equipped with it.

Torneko: And it looks like this is sometin' I can equip meself with, too.

Torneko: Sure, ya might be able to sell it in a shop, but it'd be a cryin' shame, so it would.

[[Staff of antimagic]]

Torneko: 'Tis a staff that can seal away the magic of yer opponents when ye use it as an item in battle.

Torneko: But that's not all it does.

Torneko: If y'attack with it, I've heard it can restore yer magic power, too.

[[Magma staff]]

Torneko: Yerra, it's a special kind o' staff, this one.

Torneko: If ya use it like an item, it'll spit balls o' magma out of its one end.

Torneko: (Character)can be equipped with it.

Torneko: But it doesn't look like I can.

Torneko: 'Tis not an item ye'll be wantin' to sell, this. And ye couldn't get a price fer it if ye did.

[[Massacre sword]]

Torneko: By the holies! Just holdin' this weapon gives me the shivers.

Torneko: Sure, it deals out the damage, like, but it's a devil of a sword altogether, so it is.

[[Staff of salvation]]

Torneko: Aye, well, this is a queer stick, to be sure.

Torneko: It can bring yer lads back to life if ye use it as an item in battle.

[[Zenithian sword]]

Torneko: Is- Is this the legendary sword I've been lookin' for!? Get away outta that!

Torneko: Y'know, ya nearly had me goin' there, but I've gotta say, I'm a bit disappointed.

Torneko: It's not a bad sword, I'll grant ya. It's just that I was expectin' sometin' else.

Torneko: It goes without sayin' I s'pose, that only (a great (hero/heroine) such as yerself/the great (hero/heroine), Hero,) can use it as a weapon.

Torneko: An' I know I said I was disappointed before, but ye can't go sellin' this now. D'ye hear me?

Zenithian sword (upgraded)

Torneko: Japers and begorrah! It's the real article! The sword I've been lookin' for all these years.

Torneko: Would ye just look at it!? Gleamin' brighter than a leprechaun's gold, so it is!

Torneko: It goes without sayin' I s'pose, that only (a great (hero/heroine) such as yerself/the great (hero/heroine), Hero,) can use it as a weapon.

Torneko: An' ye can't be thinkin' o' sellin' it, neither. Ye've gotta look after it, so ye have.

Torneko: When the world's put to rights, an' ye've no use fer it any more, I'll gladly take it off yer hands.

[[Thalian staff]]

Torneko: Hm... Hmm... Hma ha ha ha hah!

Torneko: Sorry. It's this staff. It just makes me want to laugh.

[[Cautery sword]]

Torneko: Ah, this old tool!

Torneko: Sorry. I've a bit of a taste fer this kind o' sword, see.

Torneko: It won't let ye down. 'Tis a handy weapon an' a grand friend.

[[Falcon blade]]

Torneko: Japers! A falcon blade! Have y'any idea what a treasure this is, have ye?

Torneko: Armed with this gem, a master o' swords could strike twice in every turn.

[[Demon spear]]

Torneko: What a corker of a lance this is! A fine construction and a shine that'd light up a black eye.

Torneko: An' it's covered in poison, too.

Torneko: Hit yer opponent in the right place with it, and ye'll leave 'em in flitters with just a single blow.

[[Gringham whip]]

Torneko: A Gring- A Gringham whip! Ah, this is a fierce menacin' weapon, to be sure.

Torneko: As if it didn't do enough damage to start with, it'll hit a whole group of enemies at once, y'know.

Torneko: Fair play, ye've a fine weapon here, so ye have. Be sure to look after it, like.

Torneko: (Character)can be equipped with it.

Torneko: But it doesn't look like I can.

Torneko: Sure, ye could sell it if ye wanted, but it'd be an awful shame, so it would.

[[Flail of destruction]]

Torneko: Huuu...urgh! Phew! Light as a feather, so it is. Ha ha ha!

Torneko: With a weapon like this, ye'll do a fair bit of damage to any monster that happens to be about.

Torneko: But it's as heavy as a lead balloon. 'Tis not everyone that'll be able to lift it.

Torneko: (Character) can be equipped with it.

Torneko: And it looks like this is sometin' I can equip meself with, too.

Torneko: Sure, ye could sell it if ye wanted, but it'd be an awful shame, so it would.

[[Cobra claw]]

Torneko: Hm... 'Tis a proper chancer, this one. Ye'd be takin' a quare risk in usin' it.

Torneko: But it's a decent weapon, to be sure. Even takin' the risk into account, like.

[[Pandemonic sword]]

Torneko: Janey Mac! I never thought I'd see the day!

Torneko: Just castin' me eyes over this makes me feel like me soul's bein' swallowed up, so it does.

Torneko: I'd be wary o' this one. It makes folk crazy, so it does.

Torneko: I'd bet me life that no human could handle such a beast of a sword.

Torneko: Aye, 'tis one of a kind, to be sure. Ye won't find another like it.

Torneko: You look after it now. Only a proper eejit would sell this.

[[Plain clothes]]

Torneko: There's nuttin' special about these. Just yer bog standard gear.

Torneko: I s'pose it beats bein' in the nip, but they won't do much fer yer defence.

[[Wayfarer's clothes]]

Torneko: Hm... 'Tis some good, strong gear, this.

Torneko: It won't tear in a hurry, but ye wouldn't say it's fightin' garb, like.

[[Leather armour]]

Torneko: Aye, this armour's made from animal hide, to be sure.

Torneko: There's not much I can tell ye. It's armour, like. It'll jack up yer defence, an' that's that.

[[Chain mail]]

Torneko: Hm... 'Tis a kind of armour made from fine loops o' wire.

Torneko: Nice an' light, and easy to move about in. An' it'll do a fair bit fer yer defence, too.

[[Iron armour]]

Torneko: Hm... This armour's made o' good, sturdy iron, so it is.

Torneko: It'll do a fair job o' defendin' y'against a direct hit from yer enemy.

Torneko: But it has no mystical powers at all at all. It won't do nuttin' against magic attacks.

[[Iron apron]]

Torneko: Ah, an apron made of iron, I see. Looks like sometin' ya might wear in the kitchen.

Torneko: Every travellin' salesman worth his salt knows the value o' one o' these, so he does.

Torneko: Aye, 'tis the kind o' thing meself can equip with.

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Full plate armour]]

Torneko: Aye, this armour's been forged from fine steel.

Torneko: Sure, it's handy fer defence, so it is, but it's fierce heavy with it.

[[Silk robe]]

Torneko: What an elegant robe! Woven from the highest quality silk, by the looks of it.

Torneko: It's lightweight, but good, tough gear. And gorgeous, so it is. Aye, it'd look grand on a lady.

Torneko: (Character)can be equipped with it.

Torneko: No, I'd... I'd better not. 'Tis not the kind o' gear a fella should be wearin'.

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Dancer's costume]]

Torneko: Janey Mac, what would me mam say!? I never saw anytin' so titillatin'.

Torneko: It won't do much to protect y'in an attack, but folk pay a fair price fer gear like this.

Torneko: It's fer yer young dancin' wan, Maya, this one. An' maybe Meena, too.

Torneko: 'Course, it'd be no good fer a big fella like me. I couldn't wear it.

Torneko: But I might get meself one if they were sellin' at the right price, like...

Torneko: I mean, fer herself at home, o' course. Not fer me. No, I'm no cross-dresser. Not at all. At all.

[[Bronze armour]]

Torneko: 'Tis an interestin' construction, this.

Torneko: Layer upon layer o' thin bronze sheets.

Torneko: Aye, it's a fair bit o' kit, so it is. Not too pricey, and not bad fer yer defence.

[[Liquid metal armour]]

Torneko: Get up the yard with ya! This is only liquid metal armour, so it is!

Torneko: A marvellous defence against magic and direct physical attacks.

Torneko: Ya don't find many o' these, I can tell ya. It's a once-in-a-lifetime thing.

Torneko: (Character)can be equipped with it.

Torneko: And it looks like this is sometin' I can equip meself with, too.

Torneko: Sure, ye could sell it if ye wanted, but it'd be an awful shame, so it would.

[[Fur coat]]

Torneko: 'Tis a fine lookin' piece o' gear this, if ever I saw one.

Torneko: The animal it came from must've had a gorgeous coat on it.

Torneko: An' it's lighter than it looks, so it'd be easy to move about in durin' battle, like.

[[Leather dress]]

Torneko: Ah, a nice leather dress. I've a little tale to tell about this one, so I have.

Torneko: A certain weapon shop owner's wife designed it with a view to improvin' the social standin' o' women.

Torneko: Now they can look grand on the battlefield, too. 'Tis the epitome o' female rights, so they tell me.

Torneko: (Character)can be equipped with it.

Torneko: 'Course, I can't equip meself with it.<br>
It's not my thing, like.

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Pink leotard]]

Torneko: Phew! Is it gettin' hot, or is it just me? Would ye look at...

Torneko: Ahem! Sorry about that. Got a bit flustered, so I did. 'Tis a bit of armour fer the ladies, this.

Torneko: Despite the obvious lack of, em...substance, as it were, it's a handy item. An' a bit racy, if I'm honest.

Torneko: (Character)can be equipped with it.

Torneko: Me? Are ye wise? 'Tisn't fer a fella. Ask stupid questions like that, and I might, though. So mind yerself!

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Dragon mail]]

Torneko: Hm... This armour's made from the skin and scales of a dragon.

Torneko: It can stand up to wild changes in temperature, so it'll save y'against fire or ice attacks, fer example.

[[Cloak of evasion]]

Torneko: Would ye look at that? It's that light, I can hardly feel that I'm holdin' it.

Torneko: With sometin' this lightweight on, ye'd be able to move like the clappers in battle.

[[Magic vestment]]

Torneko: Ah, 'tis an item o' clothin' with the blessin' o' the saints.

Torneko: Aye, with this on, fire or ice magic attacks won't feel so harsh.

Torneko: And it'll do a fair bit to protect ya from physical attacks, too.

[[Flowing dress]]

Torneko: This flowin' dress is a fine defence against fire an' ice. It goes all the way back to the time o' the faeries, so it does.

Torneko: 'Tis spun on a holy loom with threads of rain and dew, so it is.

Torneko: And ye can't see through it, neither, even though it's made o' water. So there's no concern fer the ladies there.

[[Glombolero]]

Torneko: Hm... Looks like a dear piece o' gear, this bolero does.

Torneko: And there's an unusual power in it, too.

Torneko: When ye're wearin' it and someone casts a spell on ye, ye'll get the same amount o' magic restored to yerself.

[[Zenithian armour]]

Torneko: I'm sure I don't need to tell ya what this is. 'Tis part o' the legendary Zenithian kit.

Torneko: The more I look at it, the more amazin' it seems.

Torneko: It saves yer man from physical damage and spells alike.

Torneko: It goes without sayin' I s'pose, that only %O960%Xa great (hero/heroine) such as yerself/the great (hero/heroine), Hero,) can use it as a weapon.

Torneko: And I'm guessin' it'd be far too dear fer a normal shop to trade in.

[[Spiked armour]]

Torneko: Ow! Bejappers! Ow!

Torneko: Hm... I can sorely report that there are spikes all over this gear. Ya coulda warned me!

Torneko: If yer enemies get too close to ya, they'll banjax 'emselves fer sure.

[[Spangled dress]]

Torneko: Ah, what a dazzlin' dress, all covered in spangles, like.

Torneko: Look at all the little sequins shimmerin' away as they catch the light.

Torneko: Aye, if I could have me own way, I'd like to see it on a young wan, so I would.

Torneko: (Character)can be equipped with it.

Torneko: 'Course, I can't equip meself with it. It's not my thing, like.

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Angel leotard]]

Torneko: What a crackin' bit o' gear this is!

Torneko: It's not just sometin' nice fer the fellas to look at. It's a handy tool as well.

Torneko: Obviously it gives some protection against direct physical attacks, but also against certain types o' magic, too.

[[Magical skirt]]

Torneko: I'm not officially an expert, but this is a fine-lookin' skirt if y'ask me.

Torneko: Ye wouldn't know it to look at it, but it's designed fer members o' the clergy.

Torneko: But that shouldn't stop a fashionable young wan havin' a bash at wearin' it.

Torneko: (Character)can be equipped with it.

Torneko: I s'pose I could just about get into it if I tri- What? Ye'll have nightmares? Well I'm sorry about that.

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Robe of serenity]]

Torneko: Aye, 'tis a robe fer people o' the church, so it is.

Torneko: It'll give a fair bit o' protection from attacks when ye've been put to sleep or are otherwise defenceless.

[[Zombie mail]]

Torneko: Begorrah! It's put the fear o' the Goddess in me, so it has. As soon as it touched me hands.

Torneko: 'Tis a tough piece of equipment, sure it is.<br>
But it makes me feel more than a bit uneasy...

[[Shimmering dress]]

Torneko: What a glimmerin', shimmerin', sparklin' piece o' cloth!

Torneko: Every now an' then, a dress as gleamin' as this is sure to reflect a magic attack.

Torneko: It might even reflect healin' magic though, too, so you'd best mind yerself with that.

[[Hela's armour]]

Torneko: Wh-What in the name of... I've a bad feelin' about this armour...

Torneko: To be honest with ya, I wouldn't want to be holdin' on to it fer too long meself.

Torneko: Though sure as eggs is eggs, it's mighty in the defence department.

[[Boxer shorts]]

Torneko: Well if ye really want to know, they're made of a very fine bit o' fabric, so they are.

Torneko: They look like they breathe nicely. Ye don't want to get too hot now, do ya?

Torneko: But they're not exactly designed for battle...

[[Pandemonic armour]]

Torneko: Strike me down, that's a rare piece of armour, so it is!

Torneko: But there's mischief seepin' out of ev'ry pore...almost like it's alive.

Torneko: I'd bet me life that no human can wear it, though.

Torneko: And I'd bet me life again that ye won't find another piece like it.

Torneko: You look after it now. Only a proper eejit would sell this.

[[Leather shield]]

Torneko: Hm... 'Tis nuttin' more than a shield made from animal hide.

[[Scale shield]]

Torneko: Hm... 'Tis a leather shield clad in hard scales, so it is.

Torneko: 'Tis good an' light, so it should be nice an' easy to use.

[[Iron shield]]

Torneko: Aye, 'tis made of iron, to be sure.

Torneko: 'Tis a wee bit heavy, though, so ye'll need some meat on ya to use it.

[[Power shield]]

Torneko: Now this is a grand ole shield.

Torneko: 'Tis fine fer defence, o' course, but ye can use it as an item in battle as well.

[[Mirror shield]]

Torneko: Hm... Would ye look at that? I only missed a patch when I was shavin' this mornin'.

Torneko: ...Sorry. I just caught a look at meself in the mirror on this shield.

Torneko: But it's more than a vanity mirror. It looks like ye can reflect yer opponents' spells with it, too.

[[Tempest shield]]

Torneko: Well now, that's a grand auld shield you're holdin' on to there!

Torneko: Ye can use it like an item in battle and bring a devil of a wind to bear on yer enemies.

Torneko: An' just equippin' yerself with it'll improve yer defence no end.

[[Dragon shield]]

Torneko: Hmm... 'Tis a shield made from the skin and scales of a dragon.

Torneko: It can stand up to wild changes in temperature, so it'll save y'against fire or ice attacks, fer example.

[[Zenithian shield]]

Torneko: Ah! Part o' the legendary Zenithian Equipment, so it is.

Torneko: Aye, this shield'll give ya protection from all manner o' calamities.

Torneko: It goes without sayin' I s'pose, that only (a great (hero/heroine) such as yerself/the great (hero/heroine), Hero,) can use it as a weapon.

Torneko: And I'm guessin' it'd be far too dear fer a normal shop to trade in.

[[Liquid metal shield]]

Torneko: A liquid metal shield!?

Torneko: If defence is yer game, ya won't do better than this shield.

Torneko: Some say it's really made from liquid metal, but I don't know the truth of it.

Torneko: Others say it was just named after bein' so hard like it is.

Torneko: (Character)can be equipped with it.

Torneko: But it doesn't look like I can use it meself. Just my luck! Anyway, be sure to look after it, won't ye?

[[Pandemonic shield]]

Torneko: Where the devil did this shield come from!?

Torneko: It's a mind of its own, so it does. Like it wants to overpower its bearer.

Torneko: Aye, this isn't the kind of item ye'll find on every street corner in Ballymoral.

Torneko: An' I'd bet me life that there's no human that can use it.

Torneko: Nor will y'ever find another like it.

Torneko: You look after it now. Only a proper eejit would sell this.

[[Leather hat]]

Torneko: Hm... 'Tisn't a bad piece o' gear to protect yer noggin. A sturdy cap made of animal hide.

[[Hairband]]

Torneko: Aye, this is one of them yokes fer protectin' yer noggin.

Torneko: It'd look grand on the ladies, so it would.

Torneko: (Character)can be equipped with it.<br>
I'd- No, I'd rather not put it on. Not in front of everyone, like.

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Hardwood headwear]]

Torneko: Hm... 'Tis a hollowed out piece o' wood that's been fashioned into a hat.

Torneko: Aye, 'tis yer bog standard gear fer travellin' salesmen an' that.

Torneko: Just a shame it makes ya look like such a gobdaw...

[[Iron helmet]]

Torneko: Hm...a helmet worked from iron.

Torneko: A grand choice fer a seasoned adventurer, in my opinion.

[[Iron mask]]

Torneko: Hmm... Ye'd save yer head and face a bit wearin' one o' these.

Torneko: 'Tisn't the prettiest bit o' gear goin', but fair's fair, it does its job, like.

[[Feathered cap]]

Torneko: Ah, 'tis a cracker of a cap, so it is.

Torneko: Ladies' wear, I'd say, if I had to make a distinction.

[[Zenithian helm]]

Torneko: Gorgeous! Part o' the legendary Zenithian Equipment, o' course.

Torneko: It hardly looks like it covers yer head at all, but there's no need to bother yerself.

Torneko: The divine power of Zenithia will protect ye from any an' every attack, like.

Torneko: It goes without sayin' I s'pose, that only %O960%Xa great (hero/heroine) such as yerself/the great (hero/heroine), Hero,) can use it as a weapon.

Torneko: And no trader would give y'a price fer it. It's far too rare, like.

[[Death mask]]

Torneko: Now where have I seen this mask before...?

Torneko: Ah! Of course! It's what they use in those funny heretical ceremonies, so it is.

Torneko: I'd think twice before I put it on, if I were you.

Torneko: (Character)can be equipped with it.

Torneko: And it looks like this is sometin' I can equip meself with, too.

Torneko: I can't see many traders bein' interested in a dodgy item like this. It won't fetch much.

[[Golden tiara]]

Torneko: What a funny little hat!

Torneko: And it doesn't just protect y'against attacks, it wards off confusion magic, too.

Torneko: (Character)can be equipped with it.

Torneko: I s'pose I could just about get into it if I tri- What? Ye'll have nightmares? Well I'm sorry about that.

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Happy hat]]

Torneko: What a funny little hat!

Torneko: Just havin' it on yer head and walkin' about the place helps ya recover yer magic power.

Torneko: So it'd go nicely on a magic user, I s'pose.

[[Liquid metal helm]]

Torneko: Bless me Lakanaba breeches, it's a liquid metal helm!

Torneko: And I'd heard talk that there were none left in existence, so I had!

Torneko: With this on yer noggin, ye could drop a Hela hammer on yer head without a care in the world.

Torneko: (Character) can be equipped with it.

Torneko: And it looks like this is sometin' I can equip meself with, too.

Torneko: And I'm guessin' it'd be far too dear fer a normal shop to trade in.

[[Pandemonic helm]]

Torneko: Dear Goddess, this is no ordinary helm, so it isn't.

Torneko: Just holdin' it in me hands like this gives me a bother in me heart.

Torneko: I'm afraid I can't tell ye much about it.

Torneko: Other than that I'm fair sure no human would be able to handle it.

Torneko: And that ye'll almost certainly never come across another like it.

Torneko: You look after it now. Only a proper eejit would sell this.

[[Meteorite bracer]]

Torneko: Get away outta that! A meteorite bracer? ...Right then, time fer a sing-song.

Torneko: Oh, canny boy ♪  The me-te-or-ite bra-ace-er ♪

Torneko: What? Ye've heard enough already? I was only celebratin' such a fine item, like.

Torneko: Well, any of youse can wear it. Includin' me, o' course.

Torneko: 'Tis not an item ye'll be wantin' to sell, this. And ye couldn't get a price fer it if ye did.

[[Lucida shard]]

Torneko: Hm... 'Tis some kind of accessory...

Torneko: It seems to have some talisman-like properties with it.

Torneko: If ya use it like an item in battle, it'll have some special effects, too.

Torneko: And ye can use it as many times as ya like.

Torneko: Aye, anyone could wear this, even me.

[[Kamikazee bracer]]

Torneko: Hm... 'Tis some kind of accessory...

Torneko: When you breathe yer last wearin' this, the Kamikazee magic in it takes all yer enemies with ya.

Torneko: But ye can only use it once, an' then it's gone, like.

Torneko: Aye, anyone could wear this, even me.

Torneko: 'Tis not an item ye'll be wantin' to sell, this. And ye couldn't get a price fer it if ye did.

[[Kerplunk bracer]]

Torneko: Hm... 'Tis some kind of accessory...

Torneko: When ye breathe yer last wearin' this, the Kerplunk magic comes out of it an' revives all yer friends.

Torneko: But ye can only use it once, an' then it's gone, like.

Torneko: Aye, anyone could wear this, even me.

Torneko: 'Tis not an item ye'll be wantin' to sell, this. And ye couldn't get a price fer it if ye did.

[[Gold bracer]]

Torneko: Hm... 'Tis some kind of accessory...

Torneko: I was about to say it's a ladies' item, but I reckon a fella'd look grand with it on, too.

Torneko: Aye, anyone could wear this, even me.

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Fishnet stockings]]

Torneko: Oo, my- That's a pair of-

Torneko: Well, these are a very...grown up item now, aren't they just?

Torneko: I'm sure I don't need to tell ya that these are fer the ladies now, do I?

Torneko: (Character)can be equipped with it.

Torneko: Me? Get away with ya! I'm a fella. Ask stupid questions like that, and I might do stupid things, though. So be warned!

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Ruby of protection]]

Torneko: Hm... 'Tis some kind of accessory...

Torneko: Wearin' this'll raise yer defence above what it is normally, like.

Torneko: Aye, anyone could wear this, even me.

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Prayer ring]]

Torneko: Hm... 'Tis some kind of accessory...

Torneko: It only seems to afford a tiny amount o' protection when ye're wearin' it.

Torneko: And yet if ya use it like an item, it works to restore yer magic powers.

Torneko: But mind ye don't use it too much, or ye'll go banjaxin' it, so ye will.

Torneko: Aye, anyone could wear this, even me.

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Goddess ring]]

Torneko: Ah, this is a mighty fine accessory, so it is.

Torneko: When ya walk about as ye're wearin' it, it only recovers yer magic power, like.

Torneko: An' not only that. It also makes y'a harder target fer yer enemies' spells, too.

Torneko: (Character)can be equipped with it.

Torneko: But it doesn't look like I can.

Torneko: 'Tis not an item ye'll be wantin' to sell, this. And ye couldn't get a price fer it if ye did.

[[Gospel ring]]

Torneko: What the devil is this? I... I'm sorry, I've altogether no idea.

Torneko: It looks like it'd be fer protection o' some sort, like.

Torneko: Anyway, any one of us could wear it. Meself included.

Torneko: As fer sellin' it, I don't imagine anyone would buy it off ya, bein' such an unknown as it is.

[[Elevating shoes]]

Torneko: Ah, a pair of elevatin' shoes. What an upliftin' experience!

Torneko: Wear these where ya might be findin' monsters, and ye'll gain experience just by walkin' about, like.

Torneko: Aye, anyone could wear this, even me.

Torneko: And I'm guessin' it'd be far too dear fer a normal shop to trade in.

[[Recovery ring]]

Torneko: Oh, 'tis a fine item, so it is.

Torneko: It boosts yer defence when ye're wearin' it, but that's not all...

Torneko: If ye keep it on and walk about, it restores yer health, too.

Torneko: Aye, anyone could wear this, even me.

Torneko: 'Tis not an item ye'll be wantin' to sell, this. And ye couldn't get a price fer it if ye did.

[[Strength ring]]

Torneko: Hm... 'Tis some kind of accessory...

Torneko: Just wearin' it's enough to make y'a quare bit stronger.

Torneko: Aye, anyone could wear this, even me.

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Bunny tail]]

Torneko: Hm... 'Tis some kind of accessory...

Torneko: 'Tis supposed to protect ya, like, but if the truth be told, it's nuttin' more than a decoration.

Torneko: Ah, y'could slip it on if ye were wantin' to try sometin' a bit different, I s'pose.

Torneko: Aye, anyone could wear this, even me.

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Mercury's bandana]]

Torneko: Hm... 'Tis some kind of accessory...

Torneko: Equip yerself with this to lighten yer load and speed yerself up.

Torneko: Aye, anyone could wear this, even me.

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Mighty armlet]]

Torneko: Ah, this is a grand ole item ye've found fer yerself here.

Torneko: Wearin' this'll make ye hard as nails, like. It boosts yer strength sometin' fierce.

Torneko: An' anyone can use it, includin' yours truly here.

Torneko: The question is, do ya give to a wee sap of a fighter, or make a stronger fella even stronger?

Torneko: Sure an' there's more than one way to use it, so there is.

[[Medicinal herb]]

Torneko: 'Tis a handy item fer gettin' one of yer lads back in shape. Eatin' it helps get yer strength back a little.

Torneko: Use it once, and it's gone forevermore, though.

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Antidotal herb]]

Torneko: 'Tis a handy item fer curin' poison.<br>
Ye can use it on anyone in yer party.

Torneko: Use it once, and it's gone forevermore, though.

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Holy water]]

Torneko: Sure, 'tis an interestin' one, this. It'll ward off enemies that are weaker than yerself fer a while.

Torneko: There's only enough in each phial to use it the one time, though.

Torneko: It might come in handy if ye're goin' back into a cave ye've already been through once before, like.

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Chimaera wing]]

Torneko: Hmm... 'Tis an item that can take ye back to a place ye've been to already.<br>
A cute adventurer is sure to be carryin' at least one all the time. Just in case, like.

Torneko: Use it once, and it's gone forevermore, though.

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Moonwort bulb]]

Torneko: Ah, 'tis the bulb o' the mysterious moonwort, that only flowers when there's a full moon.

Torneko: It can cure yer friends of paralysis, so it can. An' it takes effect right away.

Torneko: But ye can only use it once. After that, ye'll have to find yerself another one.

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Musk]]

Torneko: Hm...? Japers, that smells worse than me socks, so it does.

Torneko: Usin' this is like flyin' a flag that says would ye come an' claim me like, monsters!

Torneko: Use it once, and it's gone forevermore, though.

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Seed of strength]]

Torneko: Hm... 'Tis one o' those curious seeds, so it is.

Torneko: It'll make ya stronger if y'eat it. Only a bit, but fair's fair, it's better than nuttin'.

Torneko: 'Course, they're fierce bitter, but ye can get used to anytin' after a while.

Torneko: If ye're thinkin' o' sellin' it, I wouldn't bother. Ye'd be better off eatin' it instead.

[[Seed of agility]]

Torneko: Hm... 'Tis one o' those curious seeds, so it is.

Torneko: Eat it fer a wee boost o' speed, like.

Torneko: They go down a treat, so they do, even if they are a bit spicy.

Torneko: If ye're thinkin' o' sellin' it, I wouldn't bother. Ye'd be better off eatin' it instead.

[[Seed of wisdom]]

Torneko: Hm... 'Tis one o' those curious seeds, so it is.

Torneko: Ev'ry time you pop one o' these in yer gob, ye wise up.

Torneko: I'd love to take a sackful back fer young Tipper, so I would.<br>
If ye're thinkin' o' sellin' it, I wouldn't bother. Ye'd be better off eatin' it instead.

[[Seed of resilience]]

Torneko: Hm... 'Tis one o' those curious seeds, so it is.

Torneko: It sounds like a bit of a horse's hoof, but they say eatin' these seeds can make yer body a bit tougher.

Torneko: Only, the seeds are pretty tough themselves, so they do take a bit of chewin'.

Torneko: If ye're thinkin' o' sellin' it, I wouldn't bother. Ye'd be better off eatin' it instead.

[[Seed of life]]

Torneko: Ah, 'tis one o' these, is it? Eatin' a seed o' life gives ye a greater capacity fer health.

Torneko: They don't really taste like nuttin' else, but just think of Lakanaba an' swig it down, I always say.

Torneko: If ye're thinkin' o' sellin' it, I wouldn't bother. Ye'd be better off eatin' it instead.

[[Seed of magic]]

Torneko: Ah, 'tis one o' those seeds that boosts yer capacity fer magic, so it is.

Torneko: They taste worse than manure, but it's fer a good cause, like.

Torneko: If ye're thinkin' o' sellin' it, I wouldn't bother. Ye'd be better off eatin' it instead.

[[Thief's Key|Thief's key]]

Torneko: Ah, 'tis the thief's key, so it is!

Torneko: Aye, ye can get through many a locked door with this little lad.

Torneko: I wouldn't go flashin' it about in shops an' the like though, if I were you.

[[Magic key]]

Torneko: Hmm... I've heard a fair few tales about this key. 'Tis known as the magic key.

Torneko: Ye can see just by lookin' that it's made o' sometin' mighty strange.

Torneko: Aye, ye can get through many a locked door with this little lad.

Torneko: I wouldn't go flashin' it about in shops an' the like though, if I were you.

[[Ultimate key]]

Torneko: This key here's what folks call the ultimate key.

Torneko: Ye can open pretty much anytin' with it. Even jail cells, like.

Torneko: I wouldn't go flashin' it about in shops an' the like though, if I were you.

[[Magic water]]

Torneko: Hm... Aye, 'tis blessed, so it is, this water.

Torneko: Drink it when yer magic's a bit low, and it'll go some way to restorin' it.

Torneko: But ye can only use it once. After that, ye'll have to find yerself another one.

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Ra's mirror]]

Torneko: Ah, 'tis a mirror of Ra, so it is.

Torneko: 'Tis supposed to reflect the true nature o' things, so they say...

Torneko: Like, if I was to look in it now, ye'd see a fine, handsome, young... Ha ha! Sure an' I was only lettin' on a bit, like.

Torneko: In a shop? I don't think so. There's no traders that'd be able to put a price on it.

[[Packed lunch]]

Torneko: Ah, 'tis a hearty-lookin' meal altogether, so it is.

Torneko: Aye, there's none makes a lunch like my Tess. Y'eat that, an' it'll give ye plenty o' strength.

Torneko: Ye can't be thinkin' o' sellin' it, surely now? I mean, herself went to all that trouble.

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

[[Horse manure]]

Torneko: Fer the love o'- What are y'at, stickin' that in me face!?

Torneko: 'Tis about as useful as a chocolate teapot.<br>
Now get up the yard with it!

[[Yggdrasil leaf]]

Torneko: Ah, a leaf o' the old Yggdrasil tree, so it is.

Torneko: A miracle cure that can bring one of yer party back to life in battle.

Torneko: But ye can only use it once. After that, ye'll have to find yerself another one.

Torneko: 'Tis not an item ye'll be wantin' to sell, this. And ye couldn't get a price fer it if ye did.

[[Yggdrasil dew]]

Torneko: Ah, what a fresh-smellin' drop o' dew ye have here...

Torneko: When youse are all gettin' a bit jaded in battle, ye can drink this to get back on form.

Torneko: But ye can only use it once. After that, ye'll have to find yerself another one.

Torneko: 'Tis not an item ye'll be wantin' to sell, this. And ye couldn't get a price fer it if ye did.

[[Mini medal]]

Torneko: Hm... 'Tis a curious little medal, so it is.

Torneko: I can't imagine there'd be many traders wantin' one o' these.

Torneko: But I've a feelin' I've heard of a fella that collects them somewhere...

[[Flute of Revelation]]

Torneko: Hmm... 'Tis not like any flute I've ever seen before...

Torneko: But I s'pose it must be good fer a tune if ya blow it, or it wouldn't be called a flute now, would it?

Torneko: 'Tis not an item ye'll be wantin' to sell, this. And ye couldn't get a price fer it if ye did.

[[Steel Strongbox]]

Torneko: Ah! A steel strongbox! 'Tis every travellin' salesman's dream to have his own one o' these.

Torneko: If ye're lucky enough to have one, ya won't lose gold, even if ye're wiped out in battle.

Torneko: Ye'd have to be gone in the head to sell this, so ya would.

[[Prince's Letter|Prince's letter]]

Torneko: Japers! 'Tis worse than me da's handwritin', an' that's the truth.

Torneko: I can just about make out what it says, but... Phew, 'tis a touch steamy!

[[Royal Missive|Royal scroll]]

Torneko: Hm... The content's sound enough, but the handwritin's desperate altogether, so it is.

Torneko: I can just about make out what it says, but... Phew, 'tis a touch steamy!

[[The Cistern Chapel|Silver Goddess statue]]

Torneko: Aye, 'tis a sight fer sore eyes, so it is. Ye can never tire o' lookin' at it.

Torneko: I've a little ambition to decorate me house with one o' these. But it's only a dream at the moment, like.

Torneko: And I'm guessin' it'd be far too dear fer a normal shop to trade in.

[[Night light]]

Torneko: Hm... There's a good dose o' the leprechaun magic in this one, if y'ask me.

Torneko: They've a flowery way o' sayin' what it does. They say it makes night dawn, so they do.

Torneko: Ye'll suss it out soon enough if ya just give it a try.

Torneko: 'Tis not an item ye'll be wantin' to sell, this. And ye couldn't get a price fer it if ye did.

[[Sphere of Silence]]

Torneko: 'Tis said ye can use this to seal away a monster's magic, like.

Torneko: 'Tis not an item ye'll be wantin' to sell, this. And ye couldn't get a price fer it if ye did.

[[Powder keg]]

Torneko: Hm... Aye, I know what this is. 'Tis a keg o' gunpowder like what they use down the mines.

Torneko: But it's banjaxed, so it is. It's gotten damp now, an' it's useless altogether.

Torneko: But I've a feelin' I've heard of a fella that collects them somewhere...

[[Treasure_map_(Dragon_Quest_IV)|Treasure Map]]

Torneko: Janey Mac! 'Tis only the map that shows the location o' the legendary treasure, so it is!

Torneko: But still an' all, ye won't be able to find a trader that'll offer to buy it from ye. They don't know what it's worth.

Feverfew seed

Torneko: Hm... These aren't the same as them curious seeds that ya sometimes find about the place.

Torneko: To be sure, they're full to the brim wi' vitality and life, but ye mustn't go eatin 'em as they are.

Ye've to scatter 'em somewhere an' let 'em grow. Now, if ye're talkin' about somewhere with the kind o' soil that'd be good fer growin' feverfew...

[[Feverfew root]]

Torneko: I've heard folk talk about this. 'Tis the root o' the legendary feverfew plant.

Torneko: 'Tis the first time I've laid eyes on one, so it is. But I can see right away that it'd be a grand remedy.

Torneko: 'Tis not an item ye'll be wantin' to sell, this. And ye couldn't get a price fer it if ye did.

[[Karstaway stone]]

Torneko: Hm... To be honest, all I'm seein' here is a lump o' stone.

Torneko: But I've a strange sort o' feelin' that there's a rare power in it.

Torneko: 'Tis not an item ye'll be wantin' to sell, this. And ye couldn't get a price fer it if ye did.

[[Sands of time]]

Torneko: 'Tis no ordinary sand, this.

Torneko: Ye can use it in battle to turn back the hands o' time.

Torneko: So if ye're in a pinch, ye can start over with the battle ye're fightin' and try again with a new strategy, like.

Torneko: And ye can use it as many times as ye like without it wearing out. It's dead handy.

[[Mod rod]]

Torneko: Hmm... 'Tis a staff, sure it is, but not one ye can kit yerself out with in battle.

Torneko: I could tell ye what it does, but it'd be far easier if ye just gave it a try yerself.

Torneko: Ye'll most likely get carried away and be usin' it all the time.

Torneko: 'Tis not an item ye'll be wantin' to sell, this. And ye couldn't get a price fer it if ye did.

[[Sage's stone]]

Torneko: Dear Goddess! Do y'know what this is!?

Torneko: 'Tis the sage's stone, bestowed with the divine powers of an ancient sage.<br>
Aye, the sage's protection comes to the aid o' whoever's holdin' the stone.

Torneko: Ye don't want to let this one go. To be sure ye don't.

Torneko: And besides, no trader would know what it's worth, so they wouldn't buy it anyway.

[[Gas canister]]

Torneko: Hmm... And what are we lookin' at here, then?

Torneko: Urghem! Well ye don't want to be holdin' on to this fer too long. It'll gas ya, so it will.

Torneko: I can't say fer sure, but I don't think anyone would give y'any gold fer this.

[[Baron's bugle]]

Torneko: Well! A quare example of craftsmanship at its very best!

Torneko: Wherever y'are, when Mary Lou hears this horn, she'll come runnin' to ye with the wagon.

Torneko: An' she's not the only horse ye can call with it.

Torneko: I'd be willin' to bet ye'll be gobsmacked if ye use the horn in battle.

Torneko: 'Tis not an item ye'll want to sell.<br>
And ye couldn't get a price fer it if ye did.

[[Yggdrasil flower]]

Torneko: Would ye look at that!? 'Tis only the flower o' the legendary Yggdrasil tree!

Torneko: Just havin' it in me hands like this gives me a nice, warm glow inside.

[['The Big Book of Beasts']]

Torneko: Now here's an interestin' book, aye.

Torneko: Ya can read all about the monsters ye've been fightin' up to now in these pages right here.

Torneko: If it was my book, I wouldn't be able to keep meself still until I'd filled the whole thing up.

Torneko: There's bound to be sometin' grand that happens when ye've every monster in it, don't ye think?

Steel strongbox (broken)

Torneko: Ah! A steel strongbox! 'Tis every travellin' salesman's dream to have his own one o' these.

Torneko: If ye're lucky enough to have one, ya won't lose gold, even if ye're wiped out in battle.

Torneko: Only...it seems to be banjaxed, so it does.

Torneko: (Character) can be equipped with it.

Torneko: And it looks like this is sometin' I can equip meself with, too.

Torneko: Doesn't look as if I can use it meself, sadly...

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

Torneko: %0Torneko is dead! Appraising (Item) would be a bit tricky from inside a coffin!

Torneko: Janey Mac, that's a robe an' a half, so it is! Just beautiful... Look at the workmanship on it...

Torneko: An' it's not just nice to look at, it's useful too - the defence on this thing is through the roof!

Torneko: As ye might expect though, 'tis only fer the ladies...

Torneko: (Character)can be equipped with it.

Torneko: 'Course, I can't equip it meself. It's not my thing, like.

Torneko: An' I wouldn't go tryin' to sell it either, if I was you...

Torneko: Well now, there's a thing... A robe blessed by dragons, no less...

Torneko: It can stand up to wild changes in temperature, so it'll save y'against fire or ice attacks, fer example.

Torneko: Well, as ye've probably guessed, 'tis a shield. What ye might not have guessed, though, is that it's more magical than Mikey O'Magic's Magic Machine!

Torneko: So it won't just stop a blow with a blunt instrument, it'll beat back a spell or two, an' all!

Torneko: An' as if that wasn't enough, 'tis also light enough that even the wimpiest o' weaklings can strap the thing on! Talk about a winner!

Torneko: Get a load o' the sheen on that! 'Tis blindin', so it is!

Torneko: Hmm... Yep, it's not lackin' at all in the defence department, an' it'll bounce the odd spell back in yer enemy's face to boot.

Torneko: An' what with it bein' light as a feather into the bargain, any Tom, Dick or Harry can strap it on too. Deadly!

Torneko: Sure, at first glance it might look like no more than a frilly brolly, but don't let looks deceive ye - this yoke yer holdin' here's a defensive powerhouse!

Torneko: An' because ye can close it when ye're not usin' it, yer fisticuff-favourin' feens can make good use of it too.

Torneko: Any lady with one o' these over her shoulder'll look pretty as a picture, so ye'll be wantin' to give it a girlie girl, so ye will.

Torneko: Japers... It's not exactly a work o' fine art, is it now?

Torneko: But it's big, so it is, an' that size'll see ye right in the face o' fire an' ice attacks. All in all, a useful yoke altogether.

Torneko: Well now, if it ain't the type o' topper the toffs o' the towns take a right ole fancy to!

Torneko: Ye'll be wantin' one o' these if ye get yerself invited to a garden party or some such high-class do.

Torneko: An' it may be just a hat, but it's stiff as a board, so it'll fend off more damage than ye'd credit it with at first glance.

Torneko: (Character)can be equipped with it.

Torneko: I can equip it too meself, o' course.

Torneko: An' these things are made to measure, so ye won't be findin' one down yer local shop, that's fer certain.

Torneko: Crikey! Now here's a helm that's no less horrendously heavy than it looks!

Torneko: Defence-wise, I don't think ye'll be surprised to learn that it could stop a troll at full tilt.

Torneko: But if ye don't have the muscle to bear the weight, ye'll have trouble even puttin' it on...

Torneko: J-Janey-!? Bejeez- I, I mean...

Torneko: Well now, this is a lovely article altogether...

Torneko: See that big jewel in the middle there? 'Tis enchanted with a protective charm, so it'll do a lot more fer yer defence than ye'd think.

Torneko: What with it bein' a tiara an' all though, it's better if the wans among ye are wearin' it, so...

Torneko: (Character)can be equipped with it.

Torneko: But I can't. More's the pity...

Torneko: An' it's way too valuable fer yer average shop to even think about buyin', so don't even bother tryin' to hawk it for a spot o' gold.

Torneko: Hmm... I think... Yeah... It's a kind o' medicine.

Torneko: If ye guzzle it down, yer attack power'll be doubled then and there, so it will.

Torneko: Use it once, and it's gone forevermore, though.

Torneko: An' ye shouldn't go relyin' on these - there's no substitute for hard work an' healthy livin', as me ma always used to say.

Torneko: If ye're thinkin' o' sellin' it, I wouldn't bother.  Ye'd be better off drinkin' it instead.

Torneko: By the hokey, this water's purer than pure!

Torneko: I reckon a drink o' this'd cure yer ills, an' then some!

Torneko: Use it once, and it's gone forevermore, though.

Torneko: Amor's the name of a town in an ancient an' faraway land famed for the purity of its waters, by the way.

Torneko: But don't worry - this ain't that red stuff they had over there for a while, this is the real McCoy!

Torneko: It'd fetch about # gold coin(s) if ya sold it in a shop.

Torneko: I'm guessin' this'd be far too dear fer a normal shop to trade in.
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