Editing Dragon Quest IV Transcript (section)

===Mintos, third visit===
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(*): Awright? Welcome to Mintos!

(*): No doubt you're 'ere to see the famous Conrad 'Ilton, eh?

(*): People come from all over the world to 'ear 'im lecture. He's the 'ero of traders ev'rywhere.

(*): If you're lookin' for a room, you've come to the right place!

(*): The best room in town is vacant tonight, an' it's got your name on it!

(*): Meow.

(*): Conrad 'Ilton used to be an adventurer back in 'is day.

(*): He collected all sorts o' treasures, an' then made a fortune by sellin' 'em off. He's the best businessman in the world, I reckon.

(*): Ah-phew...

Conrad 'Ilton: Y'wot? You wanna ask if I'm the geezer who knows a lot about the ocean?

Conrad 'Ilton: You muppet! I don't only know about the ocean. I know ev'ryfin there is to know about ev'ryfin!

Conrad 'Ilton: I ain't got time for lightweights.  Do yer homework properly next time before you start askin' questions.

Conrad 'Ilton: Nice answer. Yep, I don't only know about the ocean. I know ev'ryfin there is to know about ev'ryfin!

Conrad 'Ilton: The name's Conrad 'Ilton. That's 'Ilton wiv an haitch. I'd say you've got promise, (son/girl).

Conrad 'Ilton: So... Reckon you're game?  Wanna 'ave a bash at my little test?

Conrad 'Ilton: Nice! Here's the question... Wot's the single most important thing when it comes to business?

Hero: ...?

Conrad 'Ilton: I couldn't 'ave said it better meself.  You're right! Silence is golden, as they say.

Hero: ???

Conrad 'Ilton: Tell you wot, I'll give you me old treasure map for doin' so well.

Conrad 'Ilton: I come across it when I was a nipper, but I never did figure out where the treasure was.

Conrad 'Ilton: It's yours!

(Character) obtains the treasure map!

Conrad 'Ilton: Maybe you'll be able to find the treasure, eh? You should give it a go.

Conrad 'Ilton: Fair enough. But I ain't interested in lightweights, so don't waste no more of my time.

Conrad 'Ilton: I come across that treasure map when I was a nipper, but I never did figure out where the treasure was.

Conrad 'Ilton: I reckon you've got a good chance of findin' it, though. Give it a go, Hero!

(*): Old Ilton is a real enterpreter- I mean, entropronerd... Er, he certainly knows a thing or two when it comes to business, anyway.

(*): He reckons you gotta sell ideas to people, not just stuff. It's a tricky old game.

(*): My father's a trader, don't you know. That's why I'm here, trying to learn a bit about business.

(*): It's hard to imagine what the man next to me is gaining from all this, mind you. No doubt Mr. Ilton would call him a lightweight! Tee hee hee!

(*): Meeeow.

(*): Woof!

(*): That bloke who was 'ere before went off to set up 'is own town or suchlike.

(*): Wot was 'is name again...? Oh yeah. 'Offman, it was.

(*): Plenty of people seem to be quite taken with the idea of upping sticks and starting afresh somewhere new.

(*): I bet they'd be thrilled if someone could come along and find them the kind of place they're looking for.

(*): Conrad 'Ilton built this place, y'know. There was nuffin' 'ere before 'e set up 'is inn.

(*): An' now that apprentice of 'is, 'Offman, 'as gone off to set up a town of 'is own, too.

(*): I'll be prayin' to the Goddess for 'im that 'e's as successful as old 'Ilton was 'ere.

(*): Them feverfew roots can cure any illness under the sun, but they taste like- Er, they're not very nice.

(*): I'm gonna make sure I don't get ill again, I'll tell ya that for nuffin'!

(*): I 'ope Dad an' everyone gets 'ome before my bed time tonight.

(*): I 'ad a bash at old 'Ilton's test, y'know.

(*): I still ain't figured out the answer, though. I really wanted that treasure map, an' all.

(*): You're lookin' for Hoffman? That guy's outta here.

(*): Conrad Ilton told him to go off an' make his own way because he'd taught him all there is to know.

(*): That chap who was staying here before, Ragnar McRyan, said something about how he was looking for a (hero/heroine).

(*): If my memory serves me correctly, he was off to the Palais de Léon, way over in Libeccio to the west.

(*): Ah... Ah... Aaaaah...

(*): Ah-chew! It's a bit chilly of a night, eh? Still, welcome to Mintos an' all that.

(*): Huh? Looks like I must've been asleep. That old man's lecturin' is enough to start anyone off countin' sheep.

(*): Well, ain't no use in fightin' it, I s'pose. Kip time! Night, night.

(*): If this flower does anythin' for ya, why don't you 'ave it? As a symbol of me feelings an' all that.

(*): Please, my child, say no more. I am promised to the Goddess.

Conrad 'Ilton: If you're lookin' for 'Offman, you've come to the wrong place.

Conrad 'Ilton: I ain't got nothin' more to teach the lad, so I told 'im to be off.

Conrad 'Ilton: If all's goin' well, 'e should've set up 'is own little town somewhere by now.

(*): Zzz...

(*): Ah-phew...

(*): My hometown lies far to the south of the Siroc continent, don't you know. We have a small but rather grand castle, even if I do say so myself.

(*): It's been some time since I was last there. I do hope they've managed to cultivate some feverfew by now.

(*): I ain't seen that 'Offman bloke for a while now. Maybe 'e left town, eh?

(*): Ah-phew...

(*): I wonder what that Hoffman guy's up to these days.

(*): He sure was a mighty fine fellow. I hope he's doin' well for himself.

(*): We gotta work harder than ever now that guy Hoffman set the standard so high!

(*): Maybe I should 'ave a bash at becomin' one of 'Ilton's apprentices after all.

(*): Do I know a guy called Hank Hoffman Junior? Why, sure I do. But he ain't here no more.

(*): The guy finished his apprenticeship an' headed off someplace to set up his own town, just like Ilton.

(*): Where did he go? Gee, I ain't sure.

(*): Mur-mur-mur!