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=== Femiscyra, second visit===
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(*): Welcome to Femiscyra Castle.

(*): It's been a long, long time since we've had any visitors.

(*): Only women are allowed to live here in the castle. Our queen is too beautiful for men to bear!

(*): Phew! That was close!

(*): If you'd come a second later, you'd have caught me in the act!

(*): I know I shouldn't really, but... Well, there are only women's toilets inside, so what's a man to do?

(*): Oh, look! (A traveller/Travellers)! So, is the path clear again now, then?

(*): That's good news. It's been a real pain ever since the eruption blocked it off.

(*): Hm? What's that? You caught the criminal, did you?

(*): Well, that's wonderful news. Keep up the good work, then.

(*): Apparently the Lord of the Underworld is about to rise again!

(*): They say a great (hero/heroine) is the only one who can defeat him. I wonder who it is...

(*): This Lord of the Underworld is a man, isn't he? Then he'll probably go easy on us women, won't he?

(*): I don't want any old man. My man needs to be tough. And strong. And butch...

(*): Yes, tough enough to enjoy a good wrestle sometimes! Hah hah hah!

(*): Don't think you can get up to any tricks just because this castle is defended by women!

(*): I'm twice the woman any man is...? I mean, twice the man any woman...? No, I mean, twice as strong as any man!

(*): I was given permission to supply weapons and armour to the good women of Femiscyra. Mind you, I had to pretend to be a eunuch!

(*): Then the way out of here got blocked in the eruption, and I've been stuck with the ladies ever-

(*): What? You can get through now? Well, that's...a bit of a shame, actually...

(*): The Goddess saw to it that my precious bronze rosary was returned.

(*): But I doubted you. For a moment, I doubted your innocence.

(*): How can I be a worthy servant of the Goddess if I cannot uphold Her teachings myself?

(*): I'm the only man who lives in this entire castle, you know. Well, the only real man, that is.

(*): Huh huh huh. Jealous, are you? (You should be!/So you're one of those "modern" women, eh?)

(*): Meooow... Meooow...

(*): Some say it's just an old husbands' tale, but it's gospel truth. It was when Her Majesty's grandmother was still a young girl...

(*): The then King of Burland tried to woo her by giving her a precious treasure known as the Zenithian Shield.

(*): But no queen of ours would fall for a stunt like that, of course. Oh, no, no, no!

(*): Hm? What happened to the shield? Well, I wonder... I suppose it must still be in the castle somewhere.

(*): I'm cataloguing all the different rumours there are about the Lord of the Underworld and his resurrection.

(*): The prophecy of the (hero/heroine) who's supposed to defeat him...

(*): The legend of the Dragon God who resides in Zenithia up in the sky...

(*): And the tale about a woman who swept down from heaven and gave birth to a child near Casabranca.

(*): I'll have it all arranged in a neat little story soon, I hope.

(*): Her Majesty the Queen has to act stern for appearance's sake, but she's a gentlewoman at heart.

(*): It's a shame really. If she hadn't been born a queen, her compassion could have really shone through.

(*): This is Her Majesty's dressing room.

(*): She's got more pretty outfits than you can wave a stick at! Don't go touching them with those dirty hands of yours!

(*): I knew you were innocent right from the start.

(*): It's women's intuition, you see. I'm sure Her Majesty the Queen knew, too.

Queen of Femiscyra: Ah, Hero. So you were successful in tracking down the real thief.

Queen of Femiscyra: I have heard all about it. One of my guards filled me in.

Queen of Femiscyra: So, your companion is of course free to go. This key will give you access to the cells.

(Character) receives the ultimate key!

Queen of Femiscyra: And I wish you to have the Zenithian Shield, which can be found beneath the castle, as a token of sisterhood between Femiscyra and yourselves.

Queen of Femiscyra: My people in the castle inform me that you are on a quest to defeat the Lord of the Underworld.

Queen of Femiscyra: Well, there is a place called Rosehill to the south of this continent where monsters once lived.

Queen of Femiscyra: Perhaps you will learn something useful there. But hurry. Remember, time and tide wait for no woman!

The wardrobe is packed full of gorgeous dresses.

(*): I'm sure you can't wait to release your friend, but you must speak to Her Majesty first.

(*): You've gotta believe me! I wouldn't touch anythin' like that. Not dresses. It's not right!

(*): I got into a fight with one of the girls guarding the castle...and lost! I'm too embarrassed to talk about it.

Kirk Buzzer: I don't believe it! I ain't never come unstuck before. Not once.

Kirk Buzzer: Ya know, I 'eard there was three rooms under the castle 'ere.

Kirk Buzzer: But I didn't never find the last one. It's always eluded me, the little blighter...

Ragnar: Ye managed tae catch the real criminal, did ye? Och, that is good news.

Ragnar: Let's away from here then, shall we?

Alena: Pah. I only wish I am able to stop this criminal myself.

Alena: Never mind this time. Now we must to continue our voyage.

Kiryl: It is happy that criminal is caught. Goddess does not give to cow that butts. Now, let us go.

Borya: So finally our false accusation is proved empty. This mishap was terrible worry for me.

Borya: There is no use for us to remain here more. Please release me.

Torneko: Ye've caught the criminal, have ye? Well thank the Goddess for that! Now crack this gate open and let yer ole friend out, would ye?

Maya: Really!? We're in the clear? Oh, that's smashing! Quick, then. Let me out. I'm really hating it in here.

Meena: You've caught the real criminal? I was always believing that you'd come through for me.

(Character): ...

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