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+====[[Shypox]] dialogue====
+In battle:
+{{spoiler|start}}
+*Jade suddenly recalls spending hours practising puff-puffs in her youth…
+*Jade is suddenly convinced she’s tied her hair back so tight she looks shocked…
+*Jade realises she smells a bit sweaty…
+*Jade recalls trying to pull off a Harvest Moon only to land flat on her bum…
+*Jade recalls an awkward summer night from long, long ago…
+*Jade notices the enemy ogling her…
+*Jade puts on airs and tries speaking like a ‘proper’ princess…
+*Jade suddenly can’t shake the feeling she’s plucked her eyebrows unevenly…
+*Jade can’t shake the feeling her kicks have got weaker…
+*Jade suddenly gets paranoid about sweat patches…
+*A strand of Jade’s hair gets stuck in her mouth…
+*Jade suddenly remembers telling Rab that she wanted to be a fairy princess when she grew up…
+*Jade has a sudden flashback of making the palace guards give her piggybacks when she was little…
+*Jade is suddenly paranoid that her breath smells of garlic from last night’s dinner…
+*Jade’s palms are suddenly all sweaty, and she worries she’ll drop her weapon…
+*Jade suddenly notices that her shoes are on the wrong feet…
+*Jade takes another look at the outfit she’s wearing…
+*Out of nowhere, Jade’s face suddenly turns bright red!
+*Jade thinks over some of the ‘cool’ spell names she came up with as a kid…
+*Jade feels the enemy staring into her very soul…
+*Jade comes over all ticklish and starts giggling…
+*Jade thinks about a soppy poem she wrote when she was younger…
+*Jade notices that she’s got some food stuck in her teeth!
+*Jade’s eyes meet the enemy’s, and she’s suddenly strangely flustered…
+*Jade catches herself wondering if her make-up might be smudged…
+*Jade suddenly recalls the first-ever love letter she wrote…
+*Jade remembers the time when she wished she had Hero’s haircut…
+*Jade suddenly remembers having a huge spot on her forehead…
+*Jade starts thinking about how handsome Hero is…
+*Jade suddenly remembers everyone’s faces when they tried the ‘extra-special’ meal she cooked…
+*Jade starts to think the enemy looks kind of cute…
+*Jade suddenly notices all the stains on her clothes…
+{{spoiler|end}}
+When speaking to townsfolk:
+{{spoiler|start}}
+*Jade opens her mouth to try and speak to the person in front of her…
+*But her whole body is shaking! Is this what love at first sight feels like?
+*But she suddenly realises she worked up quite a sweat during her last battle.
+*But she’s suddenly worried that her rough demeanour might scare them.
+*But she suddenly remembers the time she practised roundhouse kicks so much, she collapsed in front of her teacher.
+*But she suddenly feels like they’ve been staring at her intently for a while now.
+*But she suddenly remembers the time she secretly peeked at one of Rab’s Ogler’s Digests when she was a child.
+*But she’s suddenly assailed by an attack of stage fright.
+*But she suddenly remembers thinking she was being wooed by a noble knight, only to turn round and realise it was a well spoken walking corpse.
+*But she suddenly remembers thinking she was being wooed by a noble knight, only to turn round and realise it was a lady with a really deep voice.
+*But she suddenly remembers the time she tried to buy a book called ‘5 Easy Shortcuts to Martial Arts Mastery’ from a dodgy merchant.
+*But she’s suddenly paranoid that all her cuts and bruises make her look like a vulgar street thug.
+*But she suddenly can’t shake the feeling that they’re staring at her oddly.
+*But she’s suddenly convinced she might have kicked them in the head once, and can’t remember why.
+*But her face suddenly turns bright red.
+*But she suddenly remembers the time she slipped on a slime and fell over face-first.
+*But she’s suddenly paranoid that they somehow know the weird thing she was just thinking about.
+*But she’s suddenly worried her outfit might look weird to anyone who knows about fashion.
+{{spoiler|end}}
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 Jade is a player avatar and her likeness is featured in the art work for several cards.