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+====[[Shypox]] dialogue====
+In battle:
+{{spoiler|start}}
+*Rab suddenly starts thinking about bunny girls and lets out a lecherous chuckle…
+*Rab suddenly remembers making what he thought was a great pun, only to be greeted with groans…
+*Rab suddenly becomes paranoid that the enemy is laughing at him for being old…
+*Rab reflects on some of his life’s low moments…
+*Rab closes his mouth just in time to stop a burp escaping!
+*Rab recalls all the girls who spurned his advances in his youth…
+*Rab starts humming a terrible tune, and notices the enemy staring at him…
+*Rab suddenly remembers a particularly mean prank he and his brothers played long ago…
+*Rab realises his usually meticulously combed moustache has gone all bristly…
+*Rab recalls dyeing his hair blonde to impress his future wife…
+*Rab notices the corner of an Ogler’s Digest poking out of his breast pocket…
+*Rab recalls a dark, dark episode from his past…
+*Rab accidentally shouts out ‘puff-puff’ when trying to cast a spell!
+*Rab recalls the time he put his back out trying to do a cool move…
+*Rab tries to give the enemy a puff-puff…but fails miserably!
+*Rab comes up with a great idea…that he promptly forgets thanks to old age.
+*Rab takes another look at the outfit he’s wearing…
+*Out of nowhere, Rab’s face suddenly turns bright red!
+*Rab thinks over some of the ‘cool’ spell names he came up with as a kid…
+*Rab feels the enemy staring into his very soul…
+*Rab comes over all ticklish and starts giggling…
+*Rab thinks about a soppy poem he wrote when he was younger…
+*Rab notices that he’s got some food stuck in his teeth!
+*Rab’s eyes meet the enemy’s, and he’s suddenly strangely flustered…
+*Rab realises that his flies are undone!
+*Rab remembers the time his mum got mad when he wet the bed…
+*Rab suddenly becomes convinced he might have wet himself…
+*Suddenly, all Rab can think of is puff-puffs!
+*Rab catches himself thinking he might be kind of handsome…
+*The elastic in Rab’s pants suddenly snaps with a twang!
+*Rab suddenly remembers the time when he slipped up on some horse poo…
+*A particularly racy Ogler’s Digest cover suddenly pops into Rab’s head, and he giggles sheepishly…
+{{spoiler|end}}
+When speaking to townsfolk:
+{{spoiler|start}}
+*Rab opens his mouth to try and speak to the person in front of him…
+*But he can’t forget the look Jade gave him the time he said he wanted to be a bunny girl.
+*But he suddenly remembers a time when his stomach growled really loudly while he was addressing the people of Dundrasil.
+*But he suddenly catches himself singing a little song under his breath to stop him from losing his nerve.
+*But he suddenly remembers being convinced he’d grow less shy with age…and realises it wasn’t true!
+*But they catch him grinning idiotically to himself after coming up with the pun to end all puns.
+*But he suddenly notices that one of his moustache hairs is sticking out at a weird angle.
+*But he’s suddenly convinced they’re a highly respected thinker and bon viveur he’s read about, and gets all shy.
+*But he suddenly remembers that the reason his favourite waistcoat has no buttons is because they all popped off due to his burgeoning belly.
+*But he’s suddenly struck by how absent-minded he’s been getting lately, and immediately forgets what he was going to say.
+*But he suddenly remembers getting down on one knee in front of everyone to propose to his late wife.
+*But he’s suddenly paranoid that they might have noticed him beaming admiringly at his big, round belly a moment ago.
+*But he suddenly remembers the time he tried to strike up a conversation with a bunny girl, only to be completely ignored.
+*But he suddenly remembers he’s been wearing the same pants for days.
+*But he suddenly remembers the time he tried desperately to seek out a way of transforming himself into a bunny girl.
+*But he suddenly remembers how, as a child, he thought the Five O’clock Shadow was some kind of superhero who appeared at five every day.
+*But he suddenly remembers self-importantly giving his friends some advice that turned out to be completely wrong.
+{{spoiler|end}}
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